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Will the magnetized Capcatcher Bottle Opener
really hold when I open a beer? |
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Absolutely!
We use uncommonly strong, high-energy industrial magnets that
really work! They will not shift around
or fall off like those wimpy refrigerator magnets. |
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Q: |
Do the
openers work well with twist-off caps? |
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A: |
Like a
charm...and your hands will thank you. |
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Q: |
Can the
magnetic openers also be screw mounted? |
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A: |
Yes! All
Capcatcher Bottle Openers are pre-drilled for
screw-mounting (screws included) and have a pouch Snap Flap
for easy emptying. |
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Q: |
How many
caps do the pouches hold? |
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A: |
Between 5
and 6 six-packs worth (depending on how your caps fall). |
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Q: |
Do the
Capcatcher Bottle Opener
work with cans? |
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A: |
Ridiculous!
Why would anyone want to drink a perfectly good beer from a
can? Beer tastes best
poured from a bottle! |
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Q: |
Can the
Capcatcher Bottle Opener really save
marriages? |
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A: |
No doubt
about it. Just ask any spouse who has: |
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a. |
Stepped on a bottle cap
barefoot (ouch!) |
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b. |
Had to gather up caps
left on counters and in kitchen drawers, couches, chairs,
washing machines, sinks, etc. |
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c. |
Heard countless times,
“Sweetheart, where is the %#&@* bottle opener? |
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Q: |
Does
the Capcatcher Bottle Opener make a nice gift? |
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A: |
Are you
kidding? Guys go totally bonkers over them.
Unlike the cologne, ties, gloves, pen sets and shaving kits
shoved in the back of your man’s bureau, this is
a gift he will use and enjoy for years to come! |
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Q:
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If the
Capcatcher Bottle Opener make it so fun and easy to
open bottles, will we start opening more and more bottles? |
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A:
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Very
unlikely. Advanced scientific studies (if conducted!) would
indicate that most beer drinkers will stop at nothing to uncap
their favorite brew... even if it means using
their teeth! The Capcatcher Bottle Opener
can preserve smiles and eliminate the need for costly and painful dental work. |
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Q:
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Will my life
ever be the same again once I own a Capcatcher Bottle
Opener? |
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A:
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No, never!
It will be far richer, fuller and more rewarding. The
Capcatcher Bottle Opener
will enhance your sex life, reduce tooth decay,
eliminate overdrafts at the bank, and result in larger annual income tax refunds. (Results may vary!) |
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Q:
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Does the
Capcatcher Bottle Opener come with a guarantee? |
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A:
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Unconditional (except in cases of theft and mysterious
disappearance since this unique, practical, and fun-to-use
invention has a way of “disappearing” at parties!) In the unlikely event that you should ever need to, simply return your
Capcatcher Bottle Openers to us, and we will repair
or replace it in a jiffy. Guaranteed! |
