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Beers:


	Atlas de Primera click to enlarge/order		Belikin click to enlarge/order

Budweiser click to enlarge/order		Carib click to enlarge/order		Cerveza Imperial click to enlarge/order

	Cerveza Victoria click to enlarge/order		Coors Light click to enlarge/order
		Picture Coming	means "God Save Hops and Malt!" in German
Corona Extra click to enlarge/order		Guinness click to order	means "God Save Hops and Malt!" in German	Hopfen und Malz click to enlarge/order

	Miller High Life click to enlarge/order		Miller Lite click to enlarge/order

Samuel Adams click to enlarge/order				SP No.1 BIA click to enlarge/order

Soft Drinks:

Dr. Pepper
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Harley Davidson click to enlarge/order		Horny Bastard click to enlarge/order		Home Depot click to enlarge/order
means "To Your Health" in Gaelic
	Slainte click to enlarge/order		John Deere click to enlarge/order
	means "Grab a Beer" in Latin.
Carpe Cervesiam click to enlarge/order		Chevrolet click to enlarge/order		Happy Birthday! click to enlarge/order

	"a man has got to believe in something...I believe I'll have a BEER"		"My Blood Type is B+E+E+R"
Got to Believe in Something... click to enlarge/order			I won't drink WATER! (fish fornicate in it)	My Blood Type is B+E+E+R click to enlarge/order
		I won't drink water... click to enlarge/order
"BEER Helping Guys Score Since 1754"				"I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY"
	Helping Guys Score click to enlarge/order		Frontal Lobotomy click to enlarge/order

Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder click to enlarge/order		BEER... because BILLS travel at TWICE the SPEED of CHECKS click to enlarge/order		BEER - Helping White Guys dance so they can have an even chance click to enlarge/order

	BEER - One of Life's Little Blessings click to enlarge/order		BEER - so much more than just a breakfast drink click to enlarge/order

BEER - NEVER RUN OUT else yer f---ed! click to enlarge/order		BEER - for when your REALITY CHECK BOUNCES click to enlarge/order		BEER - because the world's problems aren't solved over white wine click to enlarge/order

	the BEST BEER in the Land is the BEER that's in your HAND click to enlarge/order		After Breast Beer is Best click to enlarge/order

I only drink on days that end in "Y" click to enlarge/order		Drink More Beer the end is near click to enlarge/order		Drink More Study Less click to enlarge/order

	Get a Handle on Life click to enlarge/order		Life is too short to drink CANNED BEER! click to enlarge/order


Air Force click to enlarge/order		USA click to enlarge/order		Army click to enlarge/order

	Coast Guard click to enlarge/order		Marines click to enlarge/order

		Navy click to enlarge/order


Block Island click to enlarge/order		Cape Cod click to enlarge/order		Maine click to enlarge/order

	Martha's Vineyard click to enlarge/order		Nantucket click to enlarge/order

Newport RI click to enlarge/order				Portland, Maine click to enlarge/order


	Copper Vein click to enlarge/order		Open Bottle Here click to enlarge/order

	Gold Vein click to enlarge/order		Silver-Tone Plain click to enlarge/order

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